My Beautifully Edited 2nd Edition E-Book is For Sale!!! Only $4.99

Here she is folks and THIS is my proud moment. THIS is the day I have been working towards since last November. That’s right, this is the piece of shit Continue reading →

Upcoming Book Signing

“It’s not my fault.” the book signing will be taking place at Gatsby Books in Long Beach. That’s right! Meet the author! 5535 E. Spring St. Long Beach, CA 90808 Continue reading →

40′s & Phone Balls (Video)

Read the story HERE —————————————————————————————————————- If you enjoyed what you just read, become active in the authors warped community: *Don’t forget to “LIKE” the “It’s Not My Fault.” Facebook page!* Continue reading →

Who Framed The Mannequin?

I arrived home from work and poured myself of glass of merlot. Finally, the weekend. I needed this. Immediately after, I was on the phone calling my fellow party pals. Continue reading →

Demented Cheeto

I awoke one morning, while in my early 20′s, in a dark, dehydrated, hangover fog. I rolled my lumpy ass out of bed and peered out the bedroom window. I Continue reading →

I Named My Character, Finally!

That’s right folks! Even after “It’s not my fault.” the book was published my lead character STILL did not have a name. Many of you have asked me why I Continue reading →

SUPER SWEET BLOGGING AWARD

Reblogged from sunshinefromshadowsdotcom: Aw shucks. This morning I woke up nauseated and feeling generally sorry for myself. Then I checked my email and saw that the wonderful and talented Jess Continue reading →

Botox: Before & After!!

I was looking at my blog today when I realized THIS!! BEFORE(please get over the fact that I’m on the toilet and just look at my face already, asshole): ————————————————————————————————————— Continue reading →

*Hottie Contest* Ahhhhh DAMN!

Alright ladies! As you all may have noticed I have been lucky enough to have stumbled upon some of the hottest and most talented men in Rock and Roll this Continue reading →

Grim Reality

Recently, I have been having the same recurring dream night after night. I am resting on my stomach, at night outdoors and either Beans, Brutus or Grim (they seem to Continue reading →

Livin’ The Dream: Of Indecent Exposure

Well, world..I would like to share with you something INCREDIBLE! I just met the inspiration behind “The Leprechaun Story!” That’s right, my retard kidnapping muse. Turns out, he’s not just Continue reading →