Listen, I have decided that I am a creative comedy writer. I recently turned this insane blog into a novel.
It all started about ten weeks ago. I was inspired to write, as therapy, after surviving a few rough breakups.
Once I started, I couldn’t stop! It was like angels were guiding me to write the bible, if the bible were a trash magazine.
Magic.
As it turns out, you people like this! That’s right, I’m growing quite the following.
Plus, I’m really good at forcing people into things, like reading.
Don’t forget to like me on http://www.facebook.com/ElectrikKiss.
Follow me on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/AlsoIHateDonuts
Purchase your copy of the book today! Finally, I reveal all the dirty sexual details with Donut! You can only read about them in the book.
Buy it NOW damn it! Or else I will die.
Thank you for liking one of my post. I look forward to reading more of yours. -Benny Benzino
Thank you for dropping by my blog
“It was like angels were guiding me to write the bible, if the bible were a trash magazine.”
I almost died
Thanks for stopping in on my blog. Now I’m off to check out the rest of yours!
@Kay, thank you!!!!! LOLOLOL
You’re a hoot!!
Thank you! I hope I made you laugh!
You did! Thanks for liking my blog, too.
I like what I see, the guitar player from B.C. on last Fri. Rick P.S. get back to me.
Hey what’s up! from Rick
Hi, Rick! Thanks for stopping by!
After checking out your blog, of course you liked my ‘Let Me Tell You About This Bitch’!
LOL! Yes, absolutely!!!!
This is some hilarious and twisted brilliance. Thanks for not holding back…at all.
HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAC! Thank you!
There is nothing more cathartic than writing – and making sure you dish on all the assholes that messed with you
Thanks for the like! Keep writing!
Ahahahhaahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This IS true!!!! Thank you!
Thanks for dropping by my blog. Best of luck with the book! x
I love the art form-part photo comic book, part performance art, one part literature. You have taught me, and I think I need to incorporate some of those elements into my own blog. Thanks for the laughs and the lessons! You are one of the blogs I learned from this week:
In fact, you’re my lesson number 5 for the week.
http://whereiblogonblogging.wordpress.com/2013/03/17/what-a-week/
By the way, I also nominated you for an award:
http://whereiblogonblogging.wordpress.com/hoo-wee-an-award/
I think I may be in love with you! <3
Thanks for dropping by my blog for a laugh. Your stories are so outrageous! Come back any time to catch up with me.
Hey, thank you infinity for, “Liking,” a few of my posts. I wanted to say a few things and since I’m a bit drunk, I’ll say them.
First, you’re hot – unless that’s clip art you use, in which case, never mind.
Second, I’m a top 500 author on Amazon in ebooks…well, in the Erotica category. More than half my reviews are from women, in summary, it seems like I write awesome sex stories
Third…I’m a marketing, ah, well, I’ve sold 3 companies, started nine and worked for a few leading firms in their category to straighten them out. If and when you add it up, companies I helped were acquired for $1.5 billion…it’s not bragging if it’s real.
So far, my life is stranger than fiction…you write well and I think you could sell tons, if / when you were willing to go there.
I have one question for you and I apologize, because it’s a bit personal: if you could get everything you wanted out of life…would it be an OK trade to date a guy who’s only 5’7?
Cheers,
-J
Listen J,
First off if you don’t know this already I pretty much have sex with everything, including midgets. So, 5′ 7″ is not an issue with me.
Yes, ALL of those pictures are of me. If you can’t tell it’s the same person then you must really be drunk. Cheers to that!
Next off, I did publish my book. Go buy it! http://www.amazon.com/Its-Not-Fault-Discovery-ebook/dp/B00BUT8MC8/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1363832937&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=wendibear
Since you are so rich, you should probaby purchase like 60 copies of the ebook since I get 100% of the royalties on the digital copies.
Lastly, what is it that I want? Only the same thing every humble little girl dreams of, MONEY and FAME! That’s right! I want it all! And I WILL get it!
I just thought you’d hired a model or something – my bad entirely. Fame, in my humble opinion, is overrated. Money, however, is good – so long as you don’t go bat shit crazy. That was my mistake (hello my twenties, lol).
Good reviews on the book – you should join Amazon Prime and also do some testing around the sale price…also, if you really want to maximize sales, try a few short stories (perhaps excerpts?) to get more, ah, exposure.
And no, you only get 70% commission on Amazon
I’m an author too, lol.
WHAT?!?!?!?!? 70%?!?!?!?! BOOK BABY has LIED to me!!! Mother fucker!
I guess you will have to buy more to make up for it then.
I am a model, in my head…also, famous.
I have no idea what Amazon Prime is but looking now. My book is all short stories, I know that there are three you can read right now. What do you think about pricing? Do you have a good editor that you trust?
You know what I say about the 20′s? “I had an acute case of depression I like to refer to as ‘my 20′s’.” LOL!!!We all do dumb shit.
Can we go back to talking about how hot I am? That was totally raising my self-esteem! :-p
Thanks for liking some random post on my page… Checked out some of your stuff and I have to say, possibly the most interesting stuff I have read on the internet in a while!! I love your life! loll
Thank you!
Don’t die..you sound like real fun…no wonder you are getting a lot from doing it…thank you.
Just to let you know I nominated you for the Super Sweet Blogging Award.
You can check it out here:
http://sunshinefromshadows.com/2013/05/21/super-sweet-blogging-award/
Have a great day!
WOW!!!!!! You are AMAZING! Thank you! <3