Botox: Before & After!!

I was looking at my blog today when I realized THIS!! BEFORE(please get over the fact that I’m on the toilet and just look at my face already, asshole): ————————————————————————————————————— Continue reading →

40′s & Phone Balls (Video)

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Grim Reality

Recently, I have been having the same recurring dream night after night. I am resting on my stomach, at night outdoors and either Beans, Brutus or Grim (they seem to Continue reading →

Sex Magic & Botox

It’s been almost two months since my grandfather died. I know because the Botox I pumped into my face the day before his funeral is starting to wear off. That’s Continue reading →

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK GOD, THE ACADEMY, MY CHILDREN, ETC

Reblogged from ramblings of a crazed mom: Once I recovered well enough from my weekend of drunken debauchery, I decided to blog about an interestingly odd conversation I had with Continue reading →

I’m Cheap, Buy me! (video)

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High On Hobo

Probably, I’m the hottest hobo there ever was. Today I went to the doctor for probably my 5th UTI this year. I have been tested more times than a whore Continue reading →

Forgive my Cookie

I was already a few beers in, hanging with Haden and Tangerae’ in my little Las Vegas condo. Although I was already having a great time watching Tangerae dry hump Continue reading →

Dick-Vinci

It was a hot June evening in Las Vegas. I was on a split from my (soon to be ex) husband, Beans. Lonely and depressed I called up my Who Continue reading →

Livin’ the Dream: In Spandex

I had just finished whoring myself up one evening when I heard the honking radiating through my house, I peered out my curtains and that’s when I saw it! My Continue reading →