My Beautifully Edited 2nd Edition E-Book is For Sale!!! Only $4.99

Here she is folks and THIS is my proud moment. THIS is the day I have been working towards since last November. That’s right, this is the piece of shit Continue reading →

Who Framed The Mannequin?

I arrived home from work and poured myself of glass of merlot. Finally, the weekend. I needed this. Immediately after, I was on the phone calling my fellow party pals. Continue reading →

Donut Chode

The sun light peaked in brightly through the old, dirty window. My eyes fluttered open as I began to look around, I wasn’t at home… Immediately the familiarity kicked in. Continue reading →

Boom Boom Boom, Ginger In My Room

Lazily, I hefted my headache having whore ass out of bed and stumbled into the bathroom. I pulled my panties down and emptied the only three drops remaining in my Continue reading →

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK GOD, THE ACADEMY, MY CHILDREN, ETC

Reblogged from ramblings of a crazed mom: Once I recovered well enough from my weekend of drunken debauchery, I decided to blog about an interestingly odd conversation I had with Continue reading →

Wandering Toe Sucker

After I left Pepe in Tucson and drove back to California, I needed to get my life together. So, I went looking for a job. I found one in a Continue reading →

Politically Correct Bulging Bow-tie

It happened one night at the bondage club, last call for alcohol. All out of cash, I was still desperate for one more beer. I needed a plan. So, I Continue reading →

Topless Snap Dancer & the Assembly Line

RING! RING! RING! I checked my caller ID, it was my friend Minnie. “Hello?” I answered. “Hey, *****. What are you doing tonight?” she asked me. “Nothing, I have my Continue reading →

Forgive my Cookie

I was already a few beers in, hanging with Haden and Tangerae’ in my little Las Vegas condo. Although I was already having a great time watching Tangerae dry hump Continue reading →

Catsuit Fever

Happy St.Patty’s Day all! I’m sure most of you wont be reading this until tomorrow, hung over. I will not be as I have spent the entire weekend recovering from Continue reading →