SUPER SWEET BLOGGING AWARD

Reblogged from sunshinefromshadowsdotcom: Aw shucks. This morning I woke up nauseated and feeling generally sorry for myself. Then I checked my email and saw that the wonderful and talented Jess Continue reading →

Botox: Before & After!!

I was looking at my blog today when I realized THIS!! BEFORE(please get over the fact that I’m on the toilet and just look at my face already, asshole): ————————————————————————————————————— Continue reading →

My Beautifully Edited 2nd Edition E-Book is For Sale!!! Only $4.99

Here she is folks and THIS is my proud moment. THIS is the day I have been working towards since last November. That’s right, this is the piece of shit Continue reading →

*Hottie Contest* Ahhhhh DAMN!

Alright ladies! As you all may have noticed I have been lucky enough to have stumbled upon some of the hottest and most talented men in Rock and Roll this Continue reading →

Upcoming Book Signing

“It’s not my fault.” the book signing will be taking place at Gatsby Books in Long Beach. That’s right! Meet the author! 5535 E. Spring St. Long Beach, CA 90808 Continue reading →

40′s & Phone Balls (Video)

Read the story HERE —————————————————————————————————————- If you enjoyed what you just read, become active in the authors warped community: *Don’t forget to “LIKE” the “It’s Not My Fault.” Facebook page!* Continue reading →

Livin’ The Dream: Of Indecent Exposure

Well, world..I would like to share with you something INCREDIBLE! I just met the inspiration behind “The Leprechaun Story!” That’s right, my retard kidnapping muse. Turns out, he’s not just Continue reading →

Who Framed The Mannequin?

I arrived home from work and poured myself of glass of merlot. Finally, the weekend. I needed this. Immediately after, I was on the phone calling my fellow party pals. Continue reading →

Probably, I’m gonna die! (video)

Just ONE night back in Long Beach and THIS happens!

Donut Chode

The sun light peaked in brightly through the old, dirty window. My eyes fluttered open as I began to look around, I wasn’t at home… Immediately the familiarity kicked in. Continue reading →