My Beautifully Edited 2nd Edition E-Book is For Sale!!! Only $4.99

Here she is folks and THIS is my proud moment. THIS is the day I have been working towards since last November. That’s right, this is the piece of shit Continue reading →

40′s & Phone Balls (Video)

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Grim Reality

Recently, I have been having the same recurring dream night after night. I am resting on my stomach, at night outdoors and either Beans, Brutus or Grim (they seem to Continue reading →

Donut Chode

The sun light peaked in brightly through the old, dirty window. My eyes fluttered open as I began to look around, I wasn’t at home… Immediately the familiarity kicked in. Continue reading →

Sex Magic & Botox

It’s been almost two months since my grandfather died. I know because the Botox I pumped into my face the day before his funeral is starting to wear off. That’s Continue reading →

Muff Burgular

Times have been pretty hard here in my world lately. Last week I even hit an all time low. As it turns out, I happen to have a great friend Continue reading →

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK GOD, THE ACADEMY, MY CHILDREN, ETC

Reblogged from ramblings of a crazed mom: Once I recovered well enough from my weekend of drunken debauchery, I decided to blog about an interestingly odd conversation I had with Continue reading →

3:00 AM

Well, I think it’s time. I’m ready to tell you about a real disgusting love story. For those of you with weak stomachs, fair warning, this is about to be Continue reading →

Politically Correct Bulging Bow-tie

It happened one night at the bondage club, last call for alcohol. All out of cash, I was still desperate for one more beer. I needed a plan. So, I Continue reading →

I’m Cheap, Buy me! (video)

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