My Beautifully Edited 2nd Edition E-Book is For Sale!!! Only $4.99

Here she is folks and THIS is my proud moment. THIS is the day I have been working towards since last November. That’s right, this is the piece of shit Continue reading →

*Hottie Contest* Ahhhhh DAMN!

Alright ladies! As you all may have noticed I have been lucky enough to have stumbled upon some of the hottest and most talented men in Rock and Roll this Continue reading →

Sex Magic & Botox

It’s been almost two months since my grandfather died. I know because the Botox I pumped into my face the day before his funeral is starting to wear off. That’s Continue reading →

Muff Burgular

Times have been pretty hard here in my world lately. Last week I even hit an all time low. As it turns out, I happen to have a great friend Continue reading →

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK GOD, THE ACADEMY, MY CHILDREN, ETC

Reblogged from ramblings of a crazed mom: Once I recovered well enough from my weekend of drunken debauchery, I decided to blog about an interestingly odd conversation I had with Continue reading →

3:00 AM

Well, I think it’s time. I’m ready to tell you about a real disgusting love story. For those of you with weak stomachs, fair warning, this is about to be Continue reading →

Buy the Book NOW!!!!

“It’s not my fault” THE BOOK has officially been sent to press!! She is available on ebook for $9.99: IBookstore Sony Barnes & Noble Kobo Baker & Taylor Copia Gardners Continue reading →

Pawn Whore (video)

That’s right! I don’t even care. Are you NOW wondering why I hate my ex husband, Beans? Let me explain… —————————————————————————————————————- If you enjoyed what you just read, become active Continue reading →

Rock Bottom Of The Tub

I awoke to a cold chill. The room was bright, when I moved my arm I could feel the sensation of water. That’s when I realized it, I was in Continue reading →

I Make Domestic Violence Funny.

After the physical altercation with (my much older boyfriend) Pepe, that caused me to flee, I drove back from Tucson crying and bruised. I was returning to live with my Continue reading →