SUPER SWEET BLOGGING AWARD

Reblogged from sunshinefromshadowsdotcom: Aw shucks. This morning I woke up nauseated and feeling generally sorry for myself. Then I checked my email and saw that the wonderful and talented Jess Continue reading →

My Beautifully Edited 2nd Edition E-Book is For Sale!!! Only $4.99

Here she is folks and THIS is my proud moment. THIS is the day I have been working towards since last November. That’s right, this is the piece of shit Continue reading →

Livin’ The Dream: Of Indecent Exposure

Well, world..I would like to share with you something INCREDIBLE! I just met the inspiration behind “The Leprechaun Story!” That’s right, my retard kidnapping muse. Turns out, he’s not just Continue reading →

Who Framed The Mannequin?

I arrived home from work and poured myself of glass of merlot. Finally, the weekend. I needed this. Immediately after, I was on the phone calling my fellow party pals. Continue reading →

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK GOD, THE ACADEMY, MY CHILDREN, ETC

Reblogged from ramblings of a crazed mom: Once I recovered well enough from my weekend of drunken debauchery, I decided to blog about an interestingly odd conversation I had with Continue reading →

Wandering Toe Sucker

After I left Pepe in Tucson and drove back to California, I needed to get my life together. So, I went looking for a job. I found one in a Continue reading →

3:00 AM

Well, I think it’s time. I’m ready to tell you about a real disgusting love story. For those of you with weak stomachs, fair warning, this is about to be Continue reading →

I thought “Thumper” only Existed in Fairy Tales.

First story from the new blog! You can follow her here! I thought "Thumper" only Existed in Fairy Tales..

I need your reviews!!

Hello to all my amazing fans! Listen, I need your help. I need my book reviewed and posted on some of the sale sites. Amazon Sony Barnes & Noble Kobo Continue reading →

Topless Snap Dancer & the Assembly Line

RING! RING! RING! I checked my caller ID, it was my friend Minnie. “Hello?” I answered. “Hey, *****. What are you doing tonight?” she asked me. “Nothing, I have my Continue reading →