Probably, I’m gonna die! (video)

Just ONE night back in Long Beach and THIS happens!

Donut Chode

The sun light peaked in brightly through the old, dirty window. My eyes fluttered open as I began to look around, I wasn’t at home… Immediately the familiarity kicked in. Continue reading →

Boom Boom Boom, Ginger In My Room

Lazily, I hefted my headache having whore ass out of bed and stumbled into the bathroom. I pulled my panties down and emptied the only three drops remaining in my Continue reading →

Sex Magic & Botox

It’s been almost two months since my grandfather died. I know because the Botox I pumped into my face the day before his funeral is starting to wear off. That’s Continue reading →

Muff Burgular

Times have been pretty hard here in my world lately. Last week I even hit an all time low. As it turns out, I happen to have a great friend Continue reading →

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK GOD, THE ACADEMY, MY CHILDREN, ETC

Reblogged from ramblings of a crazed mom: Once I recovered well enough from my weekend of drunken debauchery, I decided to blog about an interestingly odd conversation I had with Continue reading →

Wandering Toe Sucker

After I left Pepe in Tucson and drove back to California, I needed to get my life together. So, I went looking for a job. I found one in a Continue reading →

3:00 AM

Well, I think it’s time. I’m ready to tell you about a real disgusting love story. For those of you with weak stomachs, fair warning, this is about to be Continue reading →

I thought “Thumper” only Existed in Fairy Tales.

First story from the new blog! You can follow her here! I thought "Thumper" only Existed in Fairy Tales..

Politically Correct Bulging Bow-tie

It happened one night at the bondage club, last call for alcohol. All out of cash, I was still desperate for one more beer. I needed a plan. So, I Continue reading →