Upcoming Book Signing

“It’s not my fault.” the book signing will be taking place at Gatsby Books in Long Beach. That’s right! Meet the author! 5535 E. Spring St. Long Beach, CA 90808 Continue reading →

Donut Chode

The sun light peaked in brightly through the old, dirty window. My eyes fluttered open as I began to look around, I wasn’t at home… Immediately the familiarity kicked in. Continue reading →

3:00 AM

Well, I think it’s time. I’m ready to tell you about a real disgusting love story. For those of you with weak stomachs, fair warning, this is about to be Continue reading →

I’m Cheap, Buy me! (video)

BUY ME HERE! —————————————————————————————————————- If you enjoyed what you just witnessed, become active in the authors warped community: *Don’t forget to “LIKE” the “It’s Not My Fault.” Facebook page!* *Leave Continue reading →

Catsuit Fever

Happy St.Patty’s Day all! I’m sure most of you wont be reading this until tomorrow, hung over. I will not be as I have spent the entire weekend recovering from Continue reading →

Bread Stomping Erotica: Where Foodies and Foot Fetishists Meet?

Reblogged from RocketNews24: We’ve covered some weird porn trends on this site before, some recent examples including mud porn and the even more bizarre head shaving fetish DVD, but however Continue reading →

“It’s not my fault” has launched on Kickstarter!!

I’m so excited! It’s not my fault. Has Launched on Kickstarter!! That’s right!   Now, I expect all of my fans (this means YOU) to go pledge!   Go on, Continue reading →

Magic Can Burn, If you Have Active Herpes.

Today I was out for my evening run thinking about what I was going to write about when it hit me, I almost had my first case of asshole writers Continue reading →

Rita-Diculous: In All Ways (Video)

Read the stupid story.

Blubber Bashing Beans

It’s almost been five months since I quit smoking and honestly I don’t miss it. I no longer crave it, I rarely think about it and I know for certain Continue reading →