Politically Correct Bulging Bow-tie

It happened one night at the bondage club, last call for alcohol. All out of cash, I was still desperate for one more beer. I needed a plan. So, I Continue reading →

Bare Bear

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I Make Domestic Violence Funny.

After the physical altercation with (my much older boyfriend) Pepe, that caused me to flee, I drove back from Tucson crying and bruised. I was returning to live with my Continue reading →

“It’s not my fault” has launched on Kickstarter!!

I’m so excited! It’s not my fault. Has Launched on Kickstarter!! That’s right!   Now, I expect all of my fans (this means YOU) to go pledge!   Go on, Continue reading →

Rita-Diculous: In All Ways (Video)

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Welcome to the biggest piece of crap you will ever read! You love this! I am officailly ready to announce the publication of my first book: It’s not my fault. Continue reading →

Doctor Headlock

I threw on a skanky pair of daisy dukes and packed an over night bag full of the sluttiest little dresses I owned. Once my purse was flung onto my Continue reading →

Test Tube Tires

 Guess what time it is? It’s that time of the month again. I know this because I managed to get into fights with at least THREE strangers today.  Also, because feel like Continue reading →

Organic Skank

 Now that I’m unemployed I have new found freedom. I love this.  So, when I thought it might be fun to pop down to Las Vegas for the night to visit Laverne, Continue reading →

Laverne is the best hat maker, ever!

True story!