Politically Correct Bulging Bow-tie

It happened one night at the bondage club, last call for alcohol. All out of cash, I was still desperate for one more beer. I needed a plan. So, I Continue reading →

Sunken Treasure (video)

I Make Domestic Violence Funny.

After the physical altercation with (my much older boyfriend) Pepe, that caused me to flee, I drove back from Tucson crying and bruised. I was returning to live with my Continue reading →

“It’s not my fault” has launched on Kickstarter!!

I’m so excited! It’s not my fault. Has Launched on Kickstarter!! That’s right!   Now, I expect all of my fans (this means YOU) to go pledge!   Go on, Continue reading →

Mr. Personality

I was at the bondage club on my usual night with a group of friends. I walked out onto the patio to have a cigarette and scope out the leather Continue reading →

Magic Can Burn, If you Have Active Herpes.

Today I was out for my evening run thinking about what I was going to write about when it hit me, I almost had my first case of asshole writers Continue reading →

Rita-Diculous: In All Ways (Video)

Read the stupid story.

Donut Chop Shop PREVIEW

Big Dick Mick, an understatement.

I would like to tell you that by now, I’m no longer seeing Kia’s. However, I can not because that would be a lie. It’s now been six months since Continue reading →

All Dogs Go To Heaven, Even Retarded Ones

I hate dogs and I shall tell you why. Besides the obvious: They stink. Their breath is rancid. They drool. They shed. They bark. They whine. They dig. They jump. Continue reading →