Brutus & the Lit Fart
In an attempt to rebound from Donut, I started dating Brutus the bar owner Beefcake, and partook in some of the sleziest and most unfulfilling sex I have ever had.
Here are the complete stories from my adventures with the mullet man.
*It was after our final encounter that I began writing this blog.
1. I’m a Dumb Slut Because Smart Whores Get Paid
2. The Grossest Thing I Ever Did, Maybe
3. The Martini That Broke this Drunk Skank’s Back
4. Better Late Than Never
5. 4th Times a Charm!
1. The Martini That Broke This Dunk Skank’s Back: Video
2. The Grossest Thing I Ever Did Maybe On Film
*I shipped Brutus a copy of the book once it was published,
but he never bothered to congratulate me.