Brutus & the Lit Fart

Brutus & the Lit Fart

In an attempt to rebound from Donut, I started dating Brutus the bar owner Beefcake, and partook in some of the sleziest and most unfulfilling sex I have ever had.

Here are the complete stories from my adventures with the mullet man.

*It was after our final encounter that I began writing this blog.

Winter 2012


1. I’m a Dumb Slut Because Smart Whores Get Paid

2. The Grossest Thing I Ever Did, Maybe

3. The Martini That Broke this Drunk Skank’s Back

4. Better Late Than Never

5. 4th Times a Charm!


1. The Martini That Broke This Dunk Skank’s Back:  Video

2. The Grossest Thing I Ever Did Maybe On Film

*I shipped Brutus a copy of the book once it was published,

but he never bothered to congratulate me. 

Oh well….


  1. Both! Many have been shared on here already. I’m putting together a compilation of some of the best. It will be released in the same format as this post, probably this coming week.

  2. First of all I want to say excellent blog! I had a quick question that I’d like to ask if you do not mind. I was curious to find out how you center yourself and clear your thoughts before writing. I have had difficulty clearing my mind in getting my ideas out there. I do take pleasure in writing but it just seems like the first 10 to 15 minutes tend to be wasted just trying to figure out how to begin. Any suggestions or hints? Kudos!

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