Here are the archived stories about my ex husband, Beans. I used to think that Beans just wasn’t very smart. Turns out, I was married to a narcissistic sociopath who was gaming me.
2012-2013
*I’m still not convinced that Beans isn’t slightly mentally retarded though. If you look through the comments on some of these posts you will find that Beans, himself, has actually commented!
Stories
2. I Don’t! Dumbest Day of my Life
3. Two Liner
8. Magic Can Burn, if you Have Active Herpes
Videos
2. Pawn Whore
Photos
1. Bare Bear (this one is here for the comment thread at the bottom)
It's not my fault. 
Wow. Sounds like a real prince. Kind of makes the creative process easy…
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LOL!!! Well, I wasn’t much better back then.
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Here’s to a better choice in beaus next time.
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Already in the process! Keep your eyes open for the “Sam” series!!! Coming this year!
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Oooh look headlights. I am pretty enough to hunt and kill you? OOh deer
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Lol!
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I could not resist the joke.
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Hahaha this is hilarious, I love it ! 😀
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Thanks Raphael!
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