Movie Starve

I was driving home from work when the text came in. Aww. It was from my love, Lil’ Chuckie. “Cuddle … More

The Breaded Applicant

The Prince had been out of the pen about a month, and staying in my apartment for less than a … More

Depressed Panther

Finally after six long months, I was graduating my court ordered drug and alcohol classes. Getting a DUI in California … More

Electric Teddy

I’ve been kind of in a funk this past week, I started my period and that always throws me off. … More

I’m a Dumb Slut, Because Smart Whores Get Paid (Video)

“I’m a Dumb Slut, Because Smart Whores Get Paid!” This was the first story I wrote that was ever shared! … More

Thirty Times a Savage

Today I want to tell you all about the last time I talked to The Prince. Now I’m not saying … More

Barbecue Overboard

It was the weekend after The Prince and I slept together for the first time. We had been friends for … More

Helpless Solicitor

It was sometime, early last winter, that I was lying on my bed with a vape pen in my mouth … More

The Clap

Now we all know damn well that there is only one true way to get over someone, and that my … More

Mail Cell

“Get the mail please,” I urged my son. “But I’m in the middle of a game!” “It’s your chore! It’s … More