I was driving home from work when the text came in. Aww. It was from my love, Lil’ Chuckie. “Cuddle … More
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Electric Teddy
I’ve been kind of in a funk this past week, I started my period and that always throws me off. … More
I’m a Dumb Slut, Because Smart Whores Get Paid (Video)
“I’m a Dumb Slut, Because Smart Whores Get Paid!” This was the first story I wrote that was ever shared! … More
Thirty Times a Savage
Today I want to tell you all about the last time I talked to The Prince. Now I’m not saying … More
Barbecue Overboard
It was the weekend after The Prince and I slept together for the first time. We had been friends for … More
Helpless Solicitor
It was sometime, early last winter, that I was lying on my bed with a vape pen in my mouth … More
The Clap
Now we all know damn well that there is only one true way to get over someone, and that my … More
Mail Cell
“Get the mail please,” I urged my son. “But I’m in the middle of a game!” “It’s your chore! It’s … More