“Asterisk, wake up. We are going to be late. We have to get ready.” I grabbed a pillow and threw … More
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Thirty Times a Savage
Today I want to tell you all about the last time I talked to The Prince. Now I’m not saying … More
Respected Penny Whore
I spent my teenage years in a little shit town, known as Henderson, Nevada. It was located on the outskirts … More
Patriotic Shiner
Covid – the 4th of July! Wasn’t that a fun day? If you answered yes to that question, then I … More
Mail Cell
“Get the mail please,” I urged my son. “But I’m in the middle of a game!” “It’s your chore! It’s … More
Lucky Raptor
Tonight I’m gonna tell you about the first time Sam and I had sex. We had been hanging out for … More
Pickle Pants, Dog Rescue or Modern Day Puppy Mill?
Is Pickle Pants Rescue neglecting, medically torturing and selling animals for profit? You will not believe what this organization is … More
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