Boot Scootin’ Screamer

TAP TAP TAP! I slowly began to fade into consciousness. TAP! TAP! “Honey, aren’t you supposed to be to the Continue reading →

Double Standard Sleeper

Today I’m going to tell you guys about the last time I saw my friend Gonzo. It was more than Continue reading →

Chasing Pussy

Electrikkiss.com is an affiliate of eBay I rolled over in bed and giggled, something was tickling me. Just as I Continue reading →

Piggy Banks for Pelee

Tonight, I dropped my sweetie Sam off at his house. As he stepped out of my car I looked over Continue reading →

Sociopaths Can Kiss My Rainbow Sprinkled Ass

This week everything looks so different to me. The world seriously looks as different as it did the day my Continue reading →

Donut Chode

The sun light peaked in brightly through the old, dirty window. My eyes fluttered open as I began to look Continue reading →

Toys For Sale! (video)

JUST when you thought I couldn’t get any dumber. Here you go. (I spelled “speechless” wrong and I’m not gonna Continue reading →