I’ve been kind of in a funk this past week, I started my period and that always throws me off. … More
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Money Panes
I waited in line for a good forty minutes outside, before walking through the metal detector. After showing my ID, … More
Cerebral Fallsy
Earlier this summer I had a visit from my old friend Tangerae’. We walked our kids down to my local … More
Boot Scootin’ Screamer
TAP TAP TAP! I slowly began to fade into consciousness. TAP! TAP! “Honey, aren’t you supposed to be to the … More
Double Standard Sleeper
Today I’m going to tell you guys about the last time I saw my friend Gonzo. It was more than … More
Chasing Pussy
GET THE BOOK! I rolled over in bed and giggled, something was tickling me. Just as I had started to … More
Piggy Banks for Pelee
Tonight, I dropped my sweetie Sam off at his house. As he stepped out of my car I looked over … More
Sociopaths Can Kiss My Rainbow Sprinkled Ass
This week everything looks so different to me. The world seriously looks as different as it did the day my … More
Donut Chode
The sun light peaked in brightly through the old, dirty window. My eyes fluttered open as I began to look … More
Toys For Sale! (video)
JUST when you thought I couldn’t get any dumber. Here you go. (I spelled “speechless” wrong and I’m not gonna … More
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