Finally after six long months, I was graduating my court ordered drug and alcohol classes. Getting a DUI in California … More
Tag: bikini
Barbecue Overboard
It was the weekend after The Prince and I slept together for the first time. We had been friends for … More
Bitches, Booze & Bikinis
I woke up one fine Sunday morning with a smile on my puffy face. It was my first day off … More
Shame on you for reading.
Welcome to the biggest piece of crap you will ever read! You love this! I am officailly ready to announce … More
Former Fat Ass!
I went from this: To this: Where is my million Weight Watchers?
Sausage Island
I am now waiting out my afternoon alone in a Mexican restaurant. I have two hours to kill before my … More
It's not my fault. 