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Depressed Panther

Finally after six long months, I was graduating my court ordered drug and alcohol classes. Getting a DUI in California … More

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Barbecue Overboard

It was the weekend after The Prince and I slept together for the first time. We had been friends for … More

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Bitches, Booze & Bikinis

I woke up one fine Sunday morning with a smile on my puffy face. It was my first day off … More

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Shame on you for reading.

Welcome to the biggest piece of crap you will ever read! You love this! I am officailly ready to announce … More

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Former Fat Ass!

I went from this: To this: Where is my million Weight Watchers?

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Sausage Island

I am now waiting out my afternoon alone in a Mexican restaurant. I have two hours to kill before my … More

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