Nazi Suicide

I had just finished my final work shift for the week, followed by a run, when I made the long … More

Bitches, Booze & Bikinis

I woke up one fine Sunday morning with a smile on my puffy face. It was my first day off … More

Pole Dancer

  I was lying on the floor in an old t-shirt and panties with a pillow tucked under my head, … More

Who Framed The Mannequin?

I arrived home from work and poured myself of glass of merlot. Finally, the weekend. I needed this. Immediately after, … More

Turtle Coward

Today, I actually rolled my pathetic ass out of bed. I was determined to do something. So, I threw on … More

Vaginal Volcano

It was a hot summer evening in Las Vegas. I was 15 years old and living with my boyfriend at … More

Walking In My Shoes

I was changing my tampon this morning when THIS happened. How do these things happen!? More importantly, does it happen … More

No DNA No Dada

One afternoon, while working at the salon, on my lunch break, I took a walk down to the closest drug … More

Baby Road Kill

Last night I was out for my evening run when I saw it. A white Kia Soul! It slowed down … More