I waited in line for a good forty minutes outside, before walking through the metal detector. After showing my ID, … More
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Confession Spasms
It was partially through one of our extremely expensive, hour-long jail calls, that The Prince made a confession to me. … More
Thirty Times a Savage
Today I want to tell you all about the last time I talked to The Prince. Now I’m not saying … More
Patriotic Shiner
Covid – the 4th of July! Wasn’t that a fun day? If you answered yes to that question, then I … More
CAUTION! Razor is scented (Video)
From the 3rd edition just released paperback. Available through Amazon. The official Amazon sales link (buying from anyone else is … More
Car Bones
“Can you help me lift up my bed?” I peeked into my son’s room in need of a little assistance. … More
Dreaded Hand Puppet
I looked at the clock on my car radio. 8:47 pm. Grrr! I had been sitting parked near a curb … More
Boot Scootin’ Screamer
TAP TAP TAP! I slowly began to fade into consciousness. TAP! TAP! “Honey, aren’t you supposed to be to the … More
Sorry Charlie
I pulled into my local hardware store this morning to grab a few last minute things needed for work. I … More
Double Standard Sleeper
Today I’m going to tell you guys about the last time I saw my friend Gonzo. It was more than … More
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