Ghetto Celebrity

I followed Slappie out of the courtyard and down a cracked walkway to the house a few doors down. “Someone … More

Lisp Dollar Bill

“>Electrikkiss.com is an affiliate of eBay It all started one boring afternoon when I was 20. My boyfriend, Redbeard, had … More

The Other Naked Author

As you all are aware of by now, my book signing at Gatsby’s is only a week away! The wonderful … More

Book Signing

“It’s not my fault.” the book signing will be taking place at Gatsby Books in Long Beach. That’s right! Meet … More

Wandering Toe Sucker

After I left Pepe in Tucson and drove back to California, I needed to get my life together. So, I … More

Politically Correct Bulging Bow-tie

It happened one night at the bondage club, last call for alcohol. All out of cash, I was still desperate … More

Pawn Whore (video)

That’s right! I don’t even care. You can BUY MY RINGS!!! Here they are, the actual rings from the video. Are … More

Sunken Treasure (video)

Dumb Beans, Mmmmmmm……(Video)

Everybody loves ‘Dumb Beans’! https://electrikkiss.com/2013/01/21/blubber-bashing-beans/

Lactation Olympics

Early one evening, three years back, I tucked my kids in for the night. As soon as they were snug … More