After only having had a few hours of sleep I realized there was no way Slappie was going to let … More
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Nazi Suicide
I had just finished my final work shift for the week, followed by a run, when I made the long … More
The Androgynous Mimosa
I wiped off my tears and moved everything that Sam had just dropped off for me up to the room … More
A Mother Lover
It was finally the weekend. I had just finished my Saturday shift at work and went for my nightly run. … More
Bitches, Booze & Bikinis
I woke up one fine Sunday morning with a smile on my puffy face. It was my first day off … More
Donut Chode
The sun light peaked in brightly through the old, dirty window. My eyes fluttered open as I began to look … More
Nautical Feces
It was 10:00 am on a Sunday morning in June. I parallel parked my car (just barely) and walked inside … More
Holiday Ho Down
I picked my son, PJ, up from his daycare on Tuesday. I signed him out as he grabbed his jacket. … More
Cliff Banger
I always seem to end up on the worlds worst vacations. It’s one of those “If it can go wrong, … More
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