Barbecue Overboard

It was the weekend after The Prince and I slept together for the first time. We had been friends for … More

Girl Rilla’s Revenge

“THUD!” I heard a door slam and felt the window in my tiny motel room shake. I peeked out through … More

Boot Scootin’ Screamer

TAP TAP TAP! I slowly began to fade into consciousness. TAP! TAP! “Honey, aren’t you supposed to be to the … More

Chasing Pussy

GET THE BOOK! I rolled over in bed and giggled, something was tickling me. Just as I had started to … More

Tylenol for Tears

It was a chilly night in Las Vegas as my parents piled me and my two younger brothers into their … More

Holiday String-ulation

Along with knowledge comes power, the power to change. When said knowledge happens to be that you are now aware … More

Giddyup Bubble Butt

I was hanging out, having a few drinks a while back with my old friend, Rasputina. We were sitting on … More

Cliff Banger

I always seem to end up on the worlds worst vacations. It’s one of those “If it can go wrong, … More