Finally after six long months, I was graduating my court ordered drug and alcohol classes. Getting a DUI in California … More
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Helpless Solicitor
It was sometime, early last winter, that I was lying on my bed with a vape pen in my mouth … More
Aquarium of the Douche-Dick
I was about two months pregnant when Rock asked me out on a date. He was a tall, handsome stranger … More
Big Dick Mick, an understatement.
I would like to tell you that by now, I’m no longer seeing Kia’s. However, I can not because that … More
Fungally Yours
I was 18 when I attended cosmetology school in California. I had recently broken up with Redbeard in preparation for … More
It's not my fault. 