Aquarium of the Douche-Dick

I was about two months pregnant when Rock asked me out on a date. He was a tall, handsome stranger … More

Big Dick Mick, an understatement.

I would like to tell you that by now, I’m no longer seeing Kia’s. However, I can not because that … More

I was 18 when I attended cosmetology school in California. I had recently broken up with Redbeard in preparation for … More