Is Pickle Pants Rescue neglecting, medically torturing and selling animals for profit? You will not believe what this organization is … More
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Cowhide Fever
It had been another long week living at good ole Slappie’s. With Veronica gone, Slappie had been stuck to me … More
High On Hobo
Probably, I’m the hottest hobo there ever was. Today I went to the doctor for probably my 5th UTI this … More
Doctor Headlock
I threw on a skanky pair of daisy dukes and packed an over night bag full of the sluttiest little … More
WARNING: Razor Is Scented
My entire life, things have happened to me that were a bit, “off the beaten path”. I often wonder, does … More
No DNA No Dada
One afternoon, while working at the salon, on my lunch break, I took a walk down to the closest drug … More
What Is The Square Tit Of $8000?
The last few weeks I have been steadily riding the hormone roller coaster. Maybe steadily isn’t the best choice of … More
Fungally Yours
I was 18 when I attended cosmetology school in California. I had recently broken up with Redbeard in preparation for … More
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