Pickle Pants, Dog Rescue or Modern Day Puppy Mill?

Is Pickle Pants Rescue neglecting, medically torturing and selling animals for profit? You will not believe what this organization is Continue reading →

Cowhide Fever

It had been another long week living at good ole Slappie’s. With Veronica gone, Slappie had been stuck to me Continue reading →

High On Hobo

Probably, I’m the hottest hobo there ever was. Today I went to the doctor for probably my 5th UTI this Continue reading →

Doctor Headlock

I threw on a skanky pair of daisy dukes and packed an over night bag full of the sluttiest little Continue reading →

WARNING: Razor Is Scented

My entire life, things have happened to me that were a bit, “off the beaten path”. I often wonder, does Continue reading →

No DNA No Dada

One afternoon, while working at the salon, on my lunch break, I took a walk down to the closest drug Continue reading →

What Is The Square Tit Of $8000?

The last few weeks I have been steadily riding the hormone roller coaster. Maybe steadily isn’t the best choice of Continue reading →

Fungally Yours

I was 18 when I attended cosmetology school in California. I had recently broken up with Redbeard in preparation for Continue reading →