TAP TAP TAP! I slowly began to fade into consciousness. TAP! TAP! “Honey, aren’t you supposed to be to the … More
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Devil Danny #2
Okay, okay. I left off last time with a kiss in Danny’s driveway. That’s not really how the night ended. … More
Toys For Sale! (video)
JUST when you thought I couldn’t get any dumber. Here you go. (I spelled “speechless” wrong and I’m not gonna … More
Kitty Kitty Gang Bang
When people ask me the generic question, “Whats the craziest thing you have ever done?” I just sit there and … More
Cocaine: On a Cellular Level
One bright, very hung over, Sunday morning: I woke up, caked on some MAC and packed a beach bag. I … More
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