TAP TAP TAP! I slowly began to fade into consciousness. TAP! TAP! “Honey, aren’t you supposed to be to the … More
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Double Standard Sleeper
Today I’m going to tell you guys about the last time I saw my friend Gonzo. It was more than … More
Cow Balls
I awoke a bit dehydrated from the wine I had consumed the night before. My neck was stiff as I … More
A Mother Lover
It was finally the weekend. I had just finished my Saturday shift at work and went for my nightly run. … More
Shower Happy Slappie
After watching my new roommate, Slappie the stripper, finish grooming her whore hole, it was off to the dance club … More
Moon Crashers
I sat in the backseat of the old car shivering and rubbing my arms frantically with my hands in … More