It was partially through one of our extremely expensive, hour-long jail calls, that The Prince made a confession to me. … More
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Double Standard Sleeper
Today I’m going to tell you guys about the last time I saw my friend Gonzo. It was more than … More
Fuck you! And here are some tits…
Electrikkiss.com is an affiliate of eBay I’m starting this off with a picture of my tits to encourage you to … More
Beverly Chills & Vomit
I am tired. If you dont already have Children and you think you want them, let me change your mind. … More
Kitty Kitty Gang Bang
When people ask me the generic question, “Whats the craziest thing you have ever done?” I just sit there and … More
Liar Liar Zipper On Fire
I was 21, juggling three jobs (doing hair and managing a cosmetics line by day, burlesque dancing at night) when … More
Chippendales Snail Trails
Thursday I was out for my morning run when the text came in. It was Laverne! “*****, is there anyway … More
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