The Prince had been out of the pen about a month, and staying in my apartment for less than a … More
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Thirty Times a Savage
Today I want to tell you all about the last time I talked to The Prince. Now I’m not saying … More
Boot Scootin’ Screamer
TAP TAP TAP! I slowly began to fade into consciousness. TAP! TAP! “Honey, aren’t you supposed to be to the … More
Demented Cheeto
I awoke one morning, while in my early 20’s, in a dark, dehydrated, hangover fog. I rolled my lumpy ass … More
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