Electrikkiss.com is an affiliate of eBay Funny Business It all started early one fateful Friday evening when I was … More
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Livin’ the Dream: In Spandex
I had just finished whoring myself up one evening when I heard the honking radiating through my house, I peered … More
Nautical Feces
It was 10:00 am on a Sunday morning in June. I parallel parked my car (just barely) and walked inside … More
The Martini That Broke This Drunk Skanks Back(video)
Big Dick Mick, an understatement.
I would like to tell you that by now, I’m no longer seeing Kia’s. However, I can not because that … More
Red Deer from Boston
In my mid twenties, I drank a LOT. I also snorted cocaine. I never snorted alone, I always had company. … More
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