It’s been almost two months since my grandfather died. I know because the Botox I pumped into my face the … More
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Bullet Whacker
I was sleeping soundly all snug in my bed when it happened, shaking. What the hell? Was it an earthquake? … More
WARNING: Razor Is Scented
My entire life, things have happened to me that were a bit, “off the beaten path”. I often wonder, does … More
It's not my fault. 