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Cerebral Fallsy

Earlier this summer I had a visit from my old friend Tangerae’. We walked our kids down to my local … More

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Holiday String-ulation

Along with knowledge comes power, the power to change. When said knowledge happens to be that you are now aware … More

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Who Framed The Mannequin?

I arrived home from work and poured myself of glass of merlot. Finally, the weekend. I needed this. Immediately after, … More

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Red Wine Gives You Wings

I am a holiday orphan. In my twenties I used to spend my holidays with Red and her family. I … More

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