The complete Donut series, in order. November 2012 Following an eight-year love affair obsession with a sociopath. These are the … More
Tag: pregnancy
Aquarium of the Douche-Dick
I was about two months pregnant when Rock asked me out on a date. He was a tall, handsome stranger … More
Big Dick Mick, an understatement.
I would like to tell you that by now, I’m no longer seeing Kia’s. However, I can not because that … More
Baby Road Kill
Last night I was out for my evening run when I saw it. A white Kia Soul! It slowed down … More
Liar Liar Zipper On Fire
I was 21, juggling three jobs (doing hair and managing a cosmetics line by day, burlesque dancing at night) when … More
Former Fat Ass!
I went from this: To this: Where is my million Weight Watchers?
Two Liner
Today I’m going to tell you about the day I knew for sure I hated my ex husband, Beans. Beans … More
All Dogs Go To Heaven, Even Retarded Ones
I hate dogs and I shall tell you why. Besides the obvious: They stink. Their breath is rancid. They drool. … More
It's not my fault. 