Donut

The complete Donut series, in order. November 2012 Following an eight-year  love affair obsession with a sociopath. These are the Continue reading →

Aquarium of the Douche-Dick

I was about two months pregnant when Rock asked me out on a date. He was a tall, handsome stranger Continue reading →

Big Dick Mick, an understatement.

I would like to tell you that by now, I’m no longer seeing Kia’s. However, I can not because that Continue reading →

Baby Road Kill

Last night I was out for my evening run when I saw it. A white Kia Soul! It slowed down Continue reading →

Liar Liar Zipper On Fire

I was 21, juggling three jobs (doing hair and managing a cosmetics line by day, burlesque dancing at night) when Continue reading →

Former Fat Ass!

I went from this: To this: Where is my million Weight Watchers?

Two Liner

Today I’m going to tell you about the day I knew for sure I hated my ex husband, Beans. Beans Continue reading →

All Dogs Go To Heaven, Even Retarded Ones

I hate dogs and I shall tell you why. Besides the obvious: They stink. Their breath is rancid. They drool. Continue reading →