GET THE BOOK! I rolled over in bed and giggled, something was tickling me. Just as I had started to … More
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Boom Boom Boom, Ginger In My Room
Lazily, I hefted my headache having whore ass out of bed and stumbled into the bathroom. I pulled my panties … More
Demented Cheeto
I awoke one morning, while in my early 20’s, in a dark, dehydrated, hangover fog. I rolled my lumpy ass … More
No DNA No Dada
One afternoon, while working at the salon, on my lunch break, I took a walk down to the closest drug … More
Real Friends Help You Move Grenades
By now you are probably wondering why the hell Red has continued her decade long friendship with me. Why she … More
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