“Asterisk, wake up. We are going to be late. We have to get ready.” I grabbed a pillow and threw … More
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Electric Teddy
I’ve been kind of in a funk this past week, I started my period and that always throws me off. … More
Money Panes
I waited in line for a good forty minutes outside, before walking through the metal detector. After showing my ID, … More
Downgraded Fountain
It was about a month ago when I headed to the brewery with my pal, Penny. I hadn’t been out … More
Mail Cell
“Get the mail please,” I urged my son. “But I’m in the middle of a game!” “It’s your chore! It’s … More
Honey Combed Guinea Pig
Now, I know it’s been a while since I’ve been on here admitting to something I’ve done that’s really dumb … More
Double Standard Sleeper
Today I’m going to tell you guys about the last time I saw my friend Gonzo. It was more than … More
Cowhide Fever
It had been another long week living at good ole Slappie’s. With Veronica gone, Slappie had been stuck to me … More
Nazi Suicide
I had just finished my final work shift for the week, followed by a run, when I made the long … More
Shower Happy Slappie
After watching my new roommate, Slappie the stripper, finish grooming her whore hole, it was off to the dance club … More
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