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The Invisible Instrument

After only having had a few hours of sleep I realized there was no way Slappie was going to let … More

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Cowhide Fever

It had been another long week living at good ole Slappie’s. With Veronica gone, Slappie had been stuck to me … More

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Nazi Suicide

I had just finished my final work shift for the week, followed by a run, when I made the long … More

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Ghetto Celebrity

I followed Slappie out of the courtyard and down a cracked walkway to the house a few doors down. “Someone … More

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The Androgynous Mimosa

I wiped off my tears and moved everything that Sam had just dropped off for me up to the room … More

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Shower Happy Slappie

After watching my new roommate, Slappie the stripper, finish grooming her whore hole, it was off to the dance club … More

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Bathroom Buffer

In silent tears, I began packing up my most important belongings. I knew I couldn’t  take more with me than … More

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