The Invisible Instrument

After only having had a few hours of sleep I realized there was no way Slappie was going to let Continue reading →

Shower Happy Slappie

After watching my new roommate, Slappie the stripper, finish grooming her whore hole, it was off to the dance club Continue reading →

Nova Gina’s Wieners

Electrikkiss.com is an affiliate of eBay Nova Gina’s Wieners It was somewhere in the midst of a triple digit degree Continue reading →

<3 Pick Your Poison<3

This blog has evolved tremendously in the last year! What types of posts are YOUR favorites and what do YOU Continue reading →

The Other Naked Author

As you all are aware of by now, my book signing at Gatsby’s is only a week away! The wonderful Continue reading →

Coke-Coke Chanel: at the Dive

I opened my eyes and smiled when I saw him, Redbeard. Feeling all warm and fuzzy inside, I reached over Continue reading →

Rockabillies Are Stupid

I was 21 when I began my relationship with Pepe. Lady packed up most of her and Pepe’s apartment before Continue reading →

Liar Liar Zipper On Fire

I was 21, juggling three jobs (doing hair and managing a cosmetics line by day, burlesque dancing at night) when Continue reading →