Dreaded Hand Puppet

I looked at the clock on my car radio. 8:47 pm. Grrr! I had been sitting parked near a curb Continue reading →

Toys For Sale! (video)

JUST when you thought I couldn’t get any dumber. Here you go. (I spelled “speechless” wrong and I’m not gonna Continue reading →

Why I Didn’t Get Into Playboy (video)

I’m pretty sure this is why I didn’t make it into Playboy. From the story, “4th Times A Charm”. GO Continue reading →

I Make Domestic Violence Funny.

After the physical altercation with (my much older boyfriend) Pepe, that caused me to flee, I drove back from Tucson Continue reading →

“It’s not my fault” has launched on Kickstarter!!

I’m so excited! It’s not my fault. Has Launched on Kickstarter!! That’s right!   Now, I expect all of my Continue reading →

The Grossest Thing I Ever Did. Maybe (video).

This is just disturbing in all ways. You love this. Go read. https://electrikkiss.com/2013/01/01/the-grossest-thing-i-ever-did-maybe/

Mr. Personality

I was at the bondage club on my usual night with a group of friends. I walked out onto the Continue reading →

40’s & Phone Balls

One evening in my early 20’s I was sitting alone in my empty ghetto apartment on my futon. I was Continue reading →