I looked at the clock on my car radio. 8:47 pm. Grrr! I had been sitting parked near a curb … More
Tag: stupid
Toys For Sale! (video)
JUST when you thought I couldn’t get any dumber. Here you go. (I spelled “speechless” wrong and I’m not gonna … More
Why I Didn’t Get Into Playboy (video)
I’m pretty sure this is why I didn’t make it into Playboy. From the story, “4th Times A Charm”. GO … More
I Make Domestic Violence Funny.
After the physical altercation with (my much older boyfriend) Pepe, that caused me to flee, I drove back from Tucson … More
“It’s not my fault” has launched on Kickstarter!!
I’m so excited! It’s not my fault. Has Launched on Kickstarter!! That’s right! Now, I expect all of my … More
The Grossest Thing I Ever Did. Maybe (video).
This is just disturbing in all ways. You love this. Go read. https://electrikkiss.com/2013/01/01/the-grossest-thing-i-ever-did-maybe/
Mr. Personality
I was at the bondage club on my usual night with a group of friends. I walked out onto the … More
40’s & Phone Balls
One evening in my early 20’s I was sitting alone in my empty ghetto apartment on my futon. I was … More
Rita-Diculous: In All Ways (Video)
Read the stupid story.
All Dogs Go To Heaven, Even Retarded Ones
I hate dogs and I shall tell you why. Besides the obvious: They stink. Their breath is rancid. They drool. … More
It's not my fault. 