TAP TAP TAP! I slowly began to fade into consciousness. TAP! TAP! “Honey, aren’t you supposed to be to the … More
Tag: vacation
Muff Burglar
Times have been pretty hard here in my world lately. Last week I even hit an all time low. As … More
CarniHell: The Cruise
RING, RING, RING! I rolled my hung over ass out of bed and looked at the clock. 9:22am on a … More
It's not my fault. 