TAP TAP TAP! I slowly began to fade into consciousness. TAP! TAP! “Honey, aren’t you supposed to be to the … More
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Funny Business
Electrikkiss.com is an affiliate of eBay Funny Business It all started early one fateful Friday evening when I was … More
Tylenol for Tears
It was a chilly night in Las Vegas as my parents piled me and my two younger brothers into their … More
Catsuit Fever
Happy St.Patty’s Day all! I’m sure most of you wont be reading this until tomorrow, hung over. I will not … More
Bloody Mommy
It was a Saturday night in Las Vegas. I dropped my son off with a friend for the evening and … More
Nautical Feces
It was 10:00 am on a Sunday morning in June. I parallel parked my car (just barely) and walked inside … More
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